baby showers

when you hear the phrase baby shower what do you think of? because, let me tell you, i don't think of giving gifts to pregnant women. and this fatal flaw caused mass embarrassment to me during a rousing game of apples to apples.

in other news:

this is a dress that should belong to eileen and i. found it at second chance but i had to pass it up. dreams don't always come true now, do they.

for all of you sports fans, coach callahan was fired.
so you can rest easy tonight.

"luckily my mother heard oprah speak about death management."
late night commercials.